Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What will you never say about a banjo player?
A: That's the banjo player's Porsche.

Q: What is meant by the Relative Minor?
A: A musician's girlfriend.

Q: How is a teenager with a new electric guitar like a blind javelin thrower?
A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out of range.

A ten-year-old said to his mother: "Mum, I want to be a musician when I grow up."
The mother replied: "Well dear, remember, you can't do both."