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Bush League

George W. Bush has a way with words:

  1. "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
  2. "The future will be better tomorrow."
  3. "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
  4. "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
  5. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
  6. "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
  7. "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'."
  8. "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
  9. "Reading is the basics of all learning."
  10. "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."
  11. "We will make America what we want it to be. A more literate and hopefuller country."
  12. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."