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Proverbs Revisited

 

1. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll go out in a boat and drink beer.

2. A bird in the hand should be kept far away from the face.

3. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is probably not the sport for you.

4. When the going gets tough, the smart people get the hell out.

5. He who hesitates does not get run over by a bus.

6. A stitch in time is better than 16 on your head.

7. A rolling stone gathers momentum.