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Everyone waits for this PAIN sale in the Fall. A good supply gets us through the winters. Thanks to JD for this pic. He notes that "Free handcuffs usually go to the first 25 customers." Going! Going! Maybe it's gone. Maybe not. An auction with real suspense. Maybe we should leave our credit cards at home. Who can cope with such radical changes these days?
These guys just love to draw lines on our roads. Their chariot is named "Sir Lines A Lot." Talk about job satisfaction. Now, back to work! This looks like a charming church... But only park here if you have a sermon ready.
Now that's what you call diversification and multitasking in action! Thank goodness for stationary food.
Burgers should lie quietly and chicken wings should not flap around.		 At last! Truth in Advertising. (These meals are also stationary.)

A good deal on cooties is hard to find these days. The Original Animal House??? Oh, really?
Is this town trying to reduce its population? Or halt tourist traffic? Now why didn't *I* think of that?!? There are just business opportunities around every corner.
Childhood is short enough the way it is! Those senior citizens need to make a buck, too! Thank God! I really didn't want to leave my arm there and come back!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! Now if that isn't appetizing, I don't know what is! And in the next lane ... "Drive-Thru for those who are Dining IN"
And they wonder why their membership is dropping With friends like that, who needs enemies?!? It finally happened.
Just say Ahhhhhhhh! This works elsewhere too! Bilingual please! This is Canada!
Who says Canadians don't have a sense of humour???
 
Hmmm...sounds like a Stephen King novel. Run, Bullwinkle, run!! 80% guaranteed.
Make your choice and start your engines. Maybe the sign should have read "Pass With Care - Right Side Up". Perfect road for a getaway.
Sure hope everyone brought along an empty coffee can or a mason jar. They actually have to put a sign up to keep people from doing this? Why not?
Now, as you drive down the highways and byways, enjoying these funny signs, if you ever come across...a two-story outhouse - use the upper one.    
   

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