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I've Often Wondered

 

1. What do you call a male ladybug?

2. What do people in China call their best dishes?

3. When they announce that a brand of dog food is new and improved, who tests it?

4. Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?

5. Why is it that when you transport something by car its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

6. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

7. Have you ever imagined the world without hypothetical situations?

8. Why is a "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

9. You know that indestructible black box that's on airplanes. Why don't they make the whole airplane out of that stuff?

10. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?