1. Two people, including your brother, arrive at your apartment after an hour's drive. They lug a huge painting up three floors of stairs then announce that they are hungry. You frown and look puzzled.
2. Check the fridge.
3. Take out 2 eggs.
4. Boil eggs in a saucepan of water for about 10 minutes.
5. Peel the eggs then mash them in a bowl with some Miracle Whip found in the back of the fridge.
6. Place the mixture on your kitchen table along with 4 slices of white bread, 2 forks, and 2 plates.
7. Do not tell your guests what to do with the eggs and bread. Let them figure it out.